[ gavel bangs ]
Prosecution calls defendant grace hanadarko
As its first witness. [ gavel bangs ]
Judge: Detective hanadarko, step forward
And prepare to defend yourself
Against the charges brought here today.
Please raise your right hand.
Put your left hand on the bible.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
And nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Almost impossible to put it down
Once you get past the first hundred pages, don't you think?
Get it off me.
You sure? Revelations is a rpage-turner.
What are you doing here?
Well, it's your party. You tell me.
She said I-I was the defendant.
Well, what are you defending?
I don't know.
What are the charges?
I don't know. I don't know.
Sounds to me like you're on trial.
What have I done?
Is the prosecution ready to begin its opening statement?
Yes, your honor.
The defense?
Absolutely.
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♪ so pretty and, oh, so bold ♪
♪ got a heart full of gold on a lonely road ♪
♪ she say, "I don't even think that God can save me" ♪
♪ save me ♪
♪ am I gaining ground? ♪
♪ am I losing face? ♪
♪ have I lost and found my saving grace? ♪
♪ thankful for the gift my angels gave me ♪
A pattern of behavior.
That's what the prosecution will prove --
A pattern, leading the defendant
To question her present state of mind,
Which includes a tendency towards violence...
A lifestyle considered at best provocative...
Ooh!
...And at worst promiscuous...
When fueled by the demon alcohol...
[ gasps ] ugh.
What are we doing? Taking the stairs.
Ugh.
You're a real piece of shit.
Ugh!
Shit!
...All patterns which may well have cost the life
Of one human being already.
Judge: Counsel.
Counsel! Your opening, please.
Passionate...Feisty...
Alive...
White-hot -- a miracle of nature.
[ thunder crashes ]
Shit, man!
Better?
Where are we? Athens.
Olympic wrestling. Athens?
Like a crap load of years ago?
[ the o'jays' "love train" playing ]
Oh!
Aah!
♪ people all over the world ♪
♪ everybody ♪
♪ join hands ♪
♪ start a love train ♪ ♪ love train ♪
Sam only met Carl three months ago. ♪ love train ♪
♪ people all over the world ♪
♪ join hands ♪
♪ start a love train ♪
♪ love train ♪
♪ the next stop that we make ♪
♪ will be England ♪
♪ tell all the folks ♪
♪ in Russia and China, too ♪
♪ don't you know that it's time ♪
♪ to get on board... ♪
Oh!
God's id, libido, and ego
Wrapped in one mighty package.
Bullshit.
All the times they popped up when we were outside,
For all I know some kid with a remote control
Was sitting across the street with...
[ sighs ]
You're not ever gonna understand all this, grace.
Ain't like God's some crime you can solve.
But why me?
Well, I know sometimes God goes alphabetically.
She's a loyal, strong-willed,
Always-be-there-for-you friend,
As well as a loving aunt
Whose passion for life is infectious...
And whose heart slowly carves initials
Into the souls of her closest friends.
Rhetta, what happened?
[ sobbing ]
Ronnie's decided to sell the farm.
He asked me to sign the listing papers.
Don't.
Don't do anything.
We'll look over all the options, pull out some equity.
There's none left.
We'll get a line of credit.
It's frozen.
We'll have somebody else go ogo over the Bo.
Hell, Rhetta, if we have to Rob a bank, I mean...
It's okay, grace.
[ siren wails ]
Leo: Ohh! Easy, bug.
It's not that bad.
Somebody shoots at you in broad daylight, nobody sees anything?!
What kind of shit is that?! How can that be?!
Grace!
You could have been killed, Leo!
[ voice breaking ] do you understand that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay, it's okay.
He's okay. So is Johnny. They're okay.
You got to chill, grace.
I love you, Bobby.
Scream!
Aaaaaaah!
[ crying ]
Aah!
[ laughter ]
How'd I do?
"whose heart slowly carves initials
Into the souls of her friends"?
Closest friends.
Prosecution calls Detective ham Dewey
To the stand, please.
Harder.
Much hch harder.
Ow, shit, grace, what are you doing?
Sticking a fork in you. We're done.
When you first began relations with Detective hanadarko,
You were still happily married, correct?
I was married.
And how would you describe Detective hanadarko's reaction
To knowing that in the eyes of God
That you had committed your soul to another woman?
I'm pretty sure God's eyes didn't enter into it much.
Oh, grace.
[ both moaning ]
I can't do this anymore.
Damn it, ham, if it's the last time, can't we at least finish?
[ both grunting ]
Oh, shit, grace.
[ rock music playing ]
You have to stop.
How long till we can move again?
Five minutes.
Shit, grace, I'm dying here.
Ham.
Let's just go Western.
Giddyup.
[ both laugh ]
Your wife's name's Darleen, right?
Yeah, we've been divorced for a while.
Divo? I see.
Would you say that your marriage to Darleen failed
Because of Detective hanadarko?
No, not at all. My marriage failed because I failed.
I mean, the choices I made --
It was no one else's responsibility but mine.
And presently, how would you describe
Your relationship with Detective hanadarko?
[ laughs ]
I'm here on behalf of the raccoons victims association.
I've really missed hearing you laugh.
[ bothboth laugh ]
God.
[ laughter continues ]
Ah. We are so screwed.
[ sighs ] you know what?
Google "okc home-invasion robberies."
All right.
Got to be a blueprint for a copycat.
Aah!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Oh, God! Oh, man! Get it off! Please!
Oh! Oh!
[ laughs ]
You are down.
Detective Dewey, these names mean anything to you --
Jack Sinclair, Danny gallero, spanky Marris?
Yeah.
How about this one?
You remember Zack, don't you?
You kidding me? Of course member Zack.
[ laughs ]
Hope that's my passion red.
[ telephone ringing ]
I got to get that.
Zack, give me the phone, man.
I'm a cop. It could be important.
Cop? Shit.
Zack.
Sorry. I don't do cops.
No! Zack! You shithead!
[ groans ]
Shit! Shit!
Girl, we only got a Li--
Ham, will you unlock the cuffs?
Where's Zack?
Please. Ham.
Ugh!
Zack? What are you doing here?
I have no idea, but you look great, grace.
[ gavel bangs ]
I have no further questions.
Sex, sex, sex --
Seems that's all the prosecutor has on her mind.
Ham, what about you and grace?
Is that all your relationship was based on?
No, sir.
Our relationship was based on --
I-is still based on so much of...
I don't know -- I mean, of everything.
Me and grace, man, we have a shit load of laughs together.
Would you say you're still in love with her?
Yeah. I'd say I always will be.
I have no further questions.
Detective Dewey, you may step down now.
We call Mrs. Rhetta Rodriguez to the stand, please.
Yes.
Well, the reason I ask is I understand
That you and your husband, Ronnie,
Are going through some relationship issues of your own.
Is that correct?
I refuse to answer
On the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
Well, then, let me answer for you.
Tell me what's going on, grace. Are you okay?
Just tell me.
I saw Ronnie kissing another woman.
What? What did you say?
[ indistinct conversations ]
Ronnie. What are you doing?
[ plates rattling ]
Are you telling me you saw Ronnie kissing Stella?
At a pancake house in Purcell
This morning at 6:30.
You just destroyed the heart
Of the kindest person I've ever known.
Ronnie had a job interview in Henrietta.
He was in Purcell.
Oh, shit, grace!
Stop!
Did he see you?
Yeah.
He said it was their first kiss.
Was it?
It didn't look like it to me.
It was just a kiss.
Woman: Now, my question is do you believe
That grace's behavior influenced your husband's?
I refuse to answer
On the grounds that I think you're a real jerk.
[ gavel bangs ]
Mrs. Rodriguez!
Do you consider grace hanadarko a friend?
Yes.
Would you call her a trusted and lod loyal Fri?
What do you think? What college did you say you graduated from?
[ light laughter ]
Mrs. Rodriguez,
Do you think grace hanadarko has a compassionate soul?
Absolutely.
I think you're right.
It's just misdirected at objects instead of human beings.
Sweet Jesus, what did you use -- a can opener?
We'll put it back together.
You can't -- you can't just put her back together.
You don't understand, Rhetta.
[ sobbing ] she's never gonna ride the same.
When do I get my car back?
A few more days.
Not good enough.
No. No.
I need her by tomorrow -- tomorrow, Rhetta.
I'm not kidding.
No more questions, but reserve time to cross.
If I were you, miss prosecutor,
Rather than reserving time to cross,
I'd reserve time to go to confession.
Objects rather than human beings?
[ scoffs ]
Your honor, you ought to think
About swearing the lawyers in before the witnesses.
That's not to say grace's passion
Doesn't include one thing that's not human.
[ barking ]
[ burps ]
Gus, my leg's going to sleep.
Move.
Gus!
Shalom, brother gusman.
You're very handsome in your yarmulke.
[ laughs ] let me see.
Oh, sister Mary gushead.
Tomorrow we'll g-o to your favorite place --
D-o-g p-a-r-k.
Promise.
We'll see your girlfriend -- peaches.
[ barks ]
Gus is lost.
He broke away from me
When I was taking him on his walk this morning.
That was four hours ago.
We've been looking for him.
Gus is missing.
Go, grace. We got -- we got the case.
Do you want us to go with you? No!
Just take him home, God damn it.
This some kind of punishment?
What?
For breaking up ham's marriage.
God doesn't work that way, grace.
Why would God want to hurt you?
[ sobbing ]
I want my gussy!
Where are you, gussy?!
A couple friends of yours here.
Clay: Gus!
Hey, you! Hey!
My next question is for you, prosecutor.
How can you say words rds are important
When you spend so much time twisting them up?
When it comes to grace hanadarko,
I suggest you add one more word to your vocabulary --
Courageous.
[ gunfire ]
Cover me.
Grace!
Come on, let's go. Step out of the truck now. Come on.
Grace: 11 years ago, a girl picked you up in a bar.
She took you home.
You had sex.
You took your knife and cut her across the shoulder.
Soon as I saw the word "evil" on the warehouse wall,
I knew there was a "d" somewhere
Because you did the same thing in my bedroom behind a door.
Your mommy call you an evil little boy?
Tell you women are evil? Especially women who go to bars?
All I had to do...
Was buy you one drink.
Bourbon and coke. Right?
[ exhales deeply ]
She was a whore.
Just like you.
Are you an Indian princess?
Are you really a sheriff?
Where's my daddy?
Everything's gonna be okay.
I want my mommy and daddy.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Where's mys my mommy?
Aah!
Earl: Earlier, the prosecution suggested
Grace's actions influenced your husband's adulterous behavior.
Have you seen even a scrap or a spit worth of truth
In that meshuggaas?
Not a scrap, a sliver, or a slice.
Thank you.
Your honor, I'd like to take my opportunity to cross.
Mrs. Rodriguez, as it relates to States of mind --
Yours and the defendant's -- how do you explain this?
[ cow moos ]
Oh, Holy cow!
To the cow you refer to as Holy cow?
It would be the only cow in the courtroom
With the image of Jesus Christ on its hind leg.
[ laughter, cow moos ]
And do you and Detective hanadarko
Really believe that you see Jesus in a cow?
On the cow. What?
N-not in the cow -- that would be absurd.
Jesus is on the cow.
Don't you see it?
So, here's the crown of thorns,
His two eyes, your beard, mustache --
You know, it's the whole Jesus deal.
I saw a cow with markings on its side
That looked just like the face of Jesus.
You are so full of shit.
Crown of thorns and the -- the whole deal.
Are you drunk?
[ cow moos ]
You see it?
Oh, Rhetta, just because a cow has markings
That resemble the face of Jesus
Doesn't mean my sister's had a spiritual encounter.
I keep waiting for a camera crew to jump out,
Like I've been punk'd.
You watch "punk'd"?
I think Jesus' beard is longer.
What do you think?
[ cow moos ]
I still don't see it.
It looks more like Jerry Garcia to me.
[ cow moos ]
Why should my ass be the only one saved?
[ cow moos ]
Personally, I think the fact that you can't see it
Says more about your state of mind than mine.
No more questions.
Would Detective Butch Ada pleaome forward?
[ horses whinnying ]
You've known Detective hanadarko for...
Approximately six years.
And in that time, were you ever partners?
No, ma'am.
You sure about that?
Of course.
I'm sorry. I can see why you're confused.
I'm not referring to professional partners
As much as personally... Romantically.
Now go to bed.
[ slurring ] want to join me?
I don't take advantage of intoxicated women.
I'm not intoxicated. Just had a few.
Too many.
Come on, cowboy. Leave the hat on.
Bobby is waiting for me.
Send him home.
Been down this road before.
It was a good road trip.
Tore my heart out, woman.
Let me kiss it and make it better.
Go to bed, grace.
See, this is why I broke up with you. You're no fun.
I'm fun. And I broke up with you. Ha!
Has the undisputed fact that you and Detective hanadarko
Have, let's say, a history
Created any difficulties in working together?
No.
Let me remind you you're under oath.
No need.
Between grace and me, it's been absolutely no problem.
[ grunting ]
You might want to let this play out.
You might want to get a mop.
Ohh!
Aah!
Geez!
All right, boss! Come on!
Are you suggesting by saying, "between grace and me,"
Your history caused other problems?
Depends.
On what, Detective?
Whether you're the one pulling the practical joke
Or that it's being pulled on you.
I don't know, man. Michelle was just freaking out.
Says you never called her.
Yeah, why don't you just call her back, man? She's totally tripping.
Is that why she went in there crying?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Help! Help!
Hey, Butch.
[ laughter ]
"oh, my God! Oh, my God!
"help! Help! Help!
Help! Help!"
We got you, longhorn!
Oh, we did.
All of you, unbelievable.
Grace: Ham... Yeah?
Bet you a shot of mescal you scratch on the break.
With or without the worm?
Without the worm's for pussies.
You're on.
[ laughter ]
Exploding cue ball!
My idea! Whoo!
Three duckies...
And mama's buying Ronnie that new combine
He's lusting after.
Yeah, baby. One more.
Aah! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! $10,000!
My God!
$10,000! Oh, my God!
10,000! $10,000! $10,000!
I got to go call Ronnie! Aah!
Oh, my God!
[ both laughing ]
You didn't. He did!
I got it online for 10 bucks. I put it in her pile.
The fine print on the back says,
"redeemable through the tooth fairy."
This is a joke?!
I didn't have anything to do with it!
What?
Oh!
Oh! Oh, Dewey! [ laughs ]
Get your clothes off! It's hydrofluoric acid!
Christ.
We got to hose you off! Get to the atrium now!
Calcium gluconate gel -- it'll stop the burning!
I'm not burning. Give it a minute!
[ laughter ]
It was all fake!
We just pulled off the best prank ever!
Can you tell the court who Henry silver is?
Henry is our medical examiner.
Who, due to the unfortunate illness
Of his mother, Marion,
Couldn't be with us here today.
I do, however, have his deposition.
[ slurring ] I'm talking about grace.
[ coughs ] [ chuckles ]
She has been so understanding, so sympathetic.
Grace has reached out to me in a very special way --
On a deeply personal level.
She slept with you. Yes.
[ chuckles ]
Yes, she did.
Not that there was a lot of sleepinvolved.
In fact, I was awake for days.
Now, grace...
She slept.
Did you know she snores?
Detective, grace's behavior towards you and Henry nry silve-
Would you call that her pattern or her m.O.?
Answer the question, Detective.
An m.O. Is a pattern of behavior, yes.
But the only m.O. I recognize
Is another sleazy lawyer working another sleazy angle.
Your witness.
[ clears throat ]
If it pleases your honor,
Rather than question Detective Ada,
I'd like to call a surprise witness,
Who should just now be getting out of school.
[ school bell ringing ]
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Adelia. Adelia who?
Adelia some cards, and we'll play poker.
[ laughter ]
So, which on she?
She's really pretty, Clay.
Is she a cop?
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Come on, tell her about the bad guy who stabbed you.
I think I'd rather tell you
About the new pirate movie that's rated "arrr!"
[ laughter ]
No.
What is it, grace? It stops now.
Are you okay, aunt grace? I am fine.
I don't want him involved in this.
I want to be involved. He just wants to help, grace.
No! You can't stop me.
Yes, I can. You're a minor.
He's my minor, and I want him to do this.
Earl? It's not up to me, grace.
It's up to God. It can't be.
Why? There is no God.
Yes, there is. No, there isn't.
No, there -- let him testify.
Okay.
The prosecutor stated that she's going to prove
Your aunt has a certain pattern of destructive behavior.
Do you see any patterns, good or bad?
I don't know about that,
But everything my aunt grace does,
She kind of does her own way.
Could you be more specific?
How 'bout me?
Okay, nice tight grip.
Take a good aim, steady squeeze.
Who you shooting at?
Mcveigh.
He's holding a baby.
Where do I shoot?
You don't. What if I have to?
You still don't. Too dangerous for the baby.
He's gonna get away and hurt someone else.
Okay, bridge of the nose.
It's your best chance of scrambling his brains
Before he gets a round off.
I am not letting you teach my kids how to shoot.
Oh. Nice.
Guess what.
[ rattling ]
Oh!
[ both laughing ]
Aah!
Thank you, aunt grace. This is so cool.
Clay, you're an explorer with the ocpd, is thatthat corr?
Yes, ma'am.
What have you learned by watching your aunt?
[ sirens wailing ]
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go!
That was so cool!
♪ ocpd is the best ♪
♪ now watch us as we beat our chest ♪
♪ watch us as we beat our chest ♪
♪ ocpd! ♪
♪ sound off ♪
♪ 1, 2 ♪
♪ sound off ♪
♪ 3, 4 ♪
Let 'Er rip.
These are for you.
Clay, freeze.
Stop. Stay exactly where you are.
Don't move, okay?
I'm gonna put my hands over your hands.
Do not move your hands.
There may be a bomb in here.
So everybody else can leave,
You and me gonna stay.
Let the bomb squad get us out of this.
Okay?
Get everybody out.
Let's go. Everyone, calm and quiet.
Clay, we may be dealing with an action switch,
So if you let go, it may set the bomb off.
You're doing so great.
Am I gonna die?
No.
We could die.
I got sideline passes to o.U.'s first home game.
You and me are gonna be there.
Aunt grace, I don't think I can hold this much longer.
Judge: How would you describe your aunt
When she's not just being the fun aunt grace?
Clay: My aunt grace loves me,
So mostly she treats me the way I deserve to be treated,
Even if sometimes I wish she didn't.
Give me your right arm.
Act like a touuy...
You get treated like one.
I'm -- I'm -- I'm sorry.
Auntaunt grace?
My name is Detective hanadarko.
And if you like watching yourself so much, great.
Let's watch.
Hey, Claire.
You want a piece of pie?
[ laughs ]
I'm under oath, right?
Yes.
'cause I once told Mrs. Rodriguez
That my aunt grace was a liar.
And since I'm sure she tells my aunt grace everything,
I want my aunt grace to know I didn't mean it.
I was wrong.
She told me the truth about my mom a long time ago.
I was just too young to remember.
Thanks for bringing me out here
Before everyone else showed up.
You wanted to talk about something?
I told Annabelle it was my mom's birthday today.
And what did she say?
She was all sad and everything.
Then I said I was 19 days old when it happened,
So I didn't even know what was going on.
Annabelle said you and Uncle Leo and papaw
Were all here that day.
I asked my dad.
You did?
He told me, so it's okay if we talk about it.
What did he tell you?
That Uncle Leo and papaw put out the fire
And you helped people get out of the building
And that grandma was babysitting me
Because my mom wanted to get me a social-security card...
...And she wanted to be the first in line.
Hey, man, it wasn't your fault.
She was supposed to come the day before.
Your dad tell you that?
She was?
Yeah. I was gonna babysit you.
But I didn't feel good.
If my mom had come the day before...
She'd be okay.
That's right.
I think we have all we need.
Prosecution calls grace hanadarko
To the stand, please.
Do you SW-- I certainly do.
Your honor, I'd like to file a complaint
Regarding the unique relationship
Between the counsel and client.
[ knock on door ]
Shit!
Earl!
I was wrong.
You are making progress.
I'm proud of you.
You shouldn't be.
God's got plans with your name written all over them.
Why would God have my name on anything but his shit list?
Better hang on tight!
Your life's about to get a little bumpy!
[ tires screech ]
I think maybe I shouldn't let this get to me.
Maybe you're not an angel.
Maybe you're just a nice big aneurysm in my brain,
Getting ready to pop...
Like a tick.
No big. Understand?
You do not scare me.
Fear of the lord
Is the beginning of knowledge, child!
So don't talk to me like I'm one of your punk suspects.
I won't take that!
What do you want, Earl?
The same as you, grace.
Am I gonna lose her?
I know she's your creation... As am I.
May I state my case?
I need more time.
I can't move fast with her.
I move fast, we're gonna lose her anyway.
Got more faith in this one than I had in Joan.
And she took the flames to honor you.
Whatever you say, boss.
Three patterns of behavior I set out to prove when --
Uh... Yes?
Promiscuous and violent -- I get that.
But exhibitionist?
Detective, what can you tell me about father Murphy?
Oh.
Depends.
You're talking about father Patrick "Satan" Murphy.
Well, uh, let's see.
He's dead...
Was a pedophile...
And if God is really as good as people say,
Father Murphy's penis is in hell
Being used on other priests like him.
[ light laughter ]
Tell me where we're going.
Just shut up. Let me drive.
You'll know soon enough.
[ sighs ]
What?
Father Patrick "Satan" Murphy is alive, grace.
He's in Tulsa...
At a retirement home for priests...
Called Holy redeemer.
There was no death certificate issued.
I tracked him to Vermont. They said he went to Boston.
Boston said he went to Pittsburgh,
Then Rhode island and Maine.
He retired three years ago in Tulsa.
Let's go. No.
Rhetta, don't do this shit, man. Get in the car.
No.
Give me the keys. No!
Grace: First time, he stood me in front of a mirror
And told me how perfect I was...
How you doing, father Murphy?
...I was God's special gift...
[ barking ]
...Just for him.
Rhetta: How old were you?
9.
He put his hand between my legs.
What? Did you hide it inside?
And he said God made me all tingly because...
I'd know it was okay.
Do I know you?
I'm grace hanadarko.
[ gasps ]
Get out of bed.
Forgive me.
Open your mouth.
That's what you used to say to me.
Grace: My 11th birthday,
He told me he had a present for me.
Then he raped me.
It went on about a year.
We need to pray, grace.
Dear God, please help me kill father Murphy.
Amen.
Jesus, Holy Mary, mother of God...
God damn it!
This is father Patrick Murphy.
He raped me when I was in grade school.
He also sexually assaulted 27 other children
In 10 States across the country.
Any more questions?
Just one.
Where'd everybody go?
Well, you must have wanted them gone,
Or they'd still be here.
What was your question?
It's not my question.
It's Ben Cooley's.
[ horn blares, tires squeal ]
You ran me over, bitch.
I got to go.
[ sighs ]
You know a guy named Earl?
An angel named Earl?
That's why you're in my damn dream.
We got the same last-chance angel.
How -- how do I get rid of him?
You can't.
This is bullshit.
The state's gonna stick a needle in my arm
In 2 years, 7 months, and 16 days.
I want to be ready.
Know why his ass was on death row?
He murdered a prison guard.
He ain't too popular around here.
Man: Every time you leave and enter this room,
You will change clothes.
We check on you every 15 minutes.
At night, we'll wake you every hour on the hour.
Secure four.
What time is it?
Three minutes after 7:00.
I got less than 35 hours left.
On this earth.
[ breathing heavily ]
[ speaking Arabic ]
[ crying ]
[ knock on door ]
Man: Cooley, final visit.
How 'bout them sooners?
You want to sit down?
Okay.
You know my son.
Ben.
He's a good kid. He and my nephew are friends.
Shit, hanadarko. All these connections.
No contact.
No contact, Detective.
Time's up. We need to get the prisoner ready, ma'am.
You want me there, Leon? Yes.
Okay. I'll be there.
Bye, hanadarko. Bye, Leon.
[ clanking ] what is that?
1,200 prisoners kicking their doors.
Prisoner, present your legs
For application of restraints.
[ groans ]
Let the execution proceed.
No.
No!
Look at me.
No!
Hey. Detective.
It's good to see you, Detective.
[ laughs ]
Please -- grace.
This is my girlfriend, Amy.
This is my Grammy and grandpa Cooley.
Ma'am.
This was delivered to Ben a week after his father's death.
Inside is a letter written by your nephew, Clay.
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